awwww-cute:

Police K-9 puppy’s first day on the job
Story of my life
Kester: why are you not girly?
Rae: ha, I drink pints, I'm loud, I swear, I tell jokes!
Kester: what's not girly about telling jokes?
Rae: BECAUSE TELLING JOKES IS A BOY THING

geeses:

if you want my legs to be shaved every day then you can do it for me and ill see how long it takes for you to not care anymore

chipperface:

dor-mouse:

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH.

Haaaaaaa. Omg.
awomanontheverge:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:


golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”