i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher
wayward-daughter-in-a-bluebox:
Appreciation post for all the bad guys who make me question my morals so effectively
Loki
Hannibal
Moriarty
Crowley
Lucifer
Khan
Ciara. 15. California. I like lots of things. Mainly food, but there's some other stuff there too.
